Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
The ocean claimed another yesterday...a surfer off Yaquina Head died in big waves despite assistance from his friends and others. It's a risky endeavor in some instances...paddling out into overhead and bigger surf.
It's still too early to tell if this was an instance of an able and experienced surfer drowning for unknown reasons...or if it was a beginner, in way over his head...either way, it's a sad situation.
I wasn't on the coast yesterday...but conditions didn't look particularly friendly...35 knot winds with a short period 15 foot swell...paddling out on a day like that, perhaps points to a lack of understanding of what the ocean is capable of...if so, it's a hard way to learn.
A post on the OSP from a local I surfed with at Agate a month back on a OH & 1/2 day said:
I checked Agate several times yesterday and it was huge and out of control out there most of the day - no way was I paddling out.
Another surf associate whose opinion I trust stated:
I drove by it...It was completely out of control. Not huge and lined up just big and terrible. An experienced surfer would have never even considered paddling out into that crap and if they did they would have done what we always do when in trouble, point that sucker at the shore and hang on for dear life. Thoughts and prayers for that dude, his friends and family. I hope some of you that post and lurk here learn something form this. I had to bail a kid out who lost his board (rental) there not too long ago in DOH conditions. Scared out of his mind hanging on the rocks...
Local Report (from deeper south):
...180 degree's from yesterdays gale, easterly's early, hh and empty everywhere. ~tfd
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Head high fun on the incoming tide, the wind laid off and it cleaned up. ...got waves and sun all in the same day. Mellow crew in the water........none of them were you bastards............ well, except there was one.* ~gaz
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
By Dick Hancock
The small, 60 foot long, gas powered Randolph was not a lucky boat by all accounts. Built at Randolph by the Herman Brothersin 1910, she had her share of problems while navigating the rough and rocky coast between Rogue River and Coos Bay. She carried freight of all kinds and an occasional passenger as she plied her way up and down the Coos and Curry coast, giving the Life Saving Service more than her share of business.
On May 1, 1914 she grounded at the mouth of the Rogue River.The Bandon Life Saving Station was called upon to refloat her.
On August 5, 1914, while heading out over the Bandon Bar, she lost her propellor and drifted up on the rocks next to the south jetty. The lifesaving crew had to take her anchor and a heavy line up stream and winch her up on the anchor line. After six repetitions of this exercise, they were able to moor her at a dock, from where she was towed by the tow boat Star to a place where she could be repaired.
But on April 24th, 1915, just three months after the LifesavingService was disbanded and absorbed into the Coast Guard, her luck ran out. While crossing the bar in heavy seas, her bow dropped into the trough between two large waves and she "pitch poled" over.Three men who were standing on deck were swept away and drowned. A fourth, deckhand Chauncey Carpenter, was standing in the bow of the boat and managed to swim ashore to the south jetty and survived. There was no sign of Captain Charles Anderson and Engineer Henry Colvin.
The upside down hull drifted ashore on the south beach, where theCoastguard's men were able to get a line on it and rig a breeches buoy. When they were finally able to board the hull, voices and knocking sounds were heard inside the hull. My grandfather, G.R. (Dick) Hancock and another coastguards man Dolf Johnson chopped a hole through the thick wooden planks and found both the Captain and the Engineer cold and wet but otherwise unharmed. When Engineer Colvin was hauled through the hole, he still had his pipe clenched between his teeth and only removed it to ask "does anybody have some dry tobacco and matches". After receiving them he thanked his rescuers profusely before being tied into the breeches buoy and hauled ashore to safety.
The little Randolph was damaged so extensively she was salvaged where she lay and never sailed again. A few months later, in a very similar accident, the steam schooner Fifield joined her in her watery grave on the south beach.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
W WIND 10 TO 15 KT...VEERING TO NW IN THE AFTERNOON.WIND WAVES 2 FT. W SWELL 7 FT AT 9 SECONDS... BUILDING TO 9 FT AT 10 SECONDS IN THE AFTERNOON.
Not a 100% sure, but this sure looks like a sequence of Reno Abellira from "Morning of the Earth". His 1974 Smirnoff win at maxed out Waimea Bay is still considered one of the most awesome, terrifying surfing competition ever held. In 1975, Abellira brought a standup version of the twin fin Lis Fish to Australia for the Coke Contest in Sydney, an import of design that is considered to have inspired the twin-fin era and Mark Richards' following dominance on the fledgling pro tour. Along with Gerry Lopez, Reno was a Dick Brewer protege; he was a classic stylist of the early pro era, producing flamboyant performances in waves from two to twenty feet.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
S WIND 15 TO 25 KT...BECOMING S 25 TO 30 KT WITH GUSTS TO 35 KT LATER THIS MORNING. COMBINED SEAS 10 FT...BUILDING TO 13 FT. DOMINANT PERIOD 10 SECONDS.
Friday, March 09, 2007
The ocean guest lyves in yon wood
Whych corn'rs 'gaynst the mayn.
He'd charge grand surf styll if he could!
But in gent'l waves now must play
Old age hath made hym wane.
Check'n swell morn noon ayn eve--
Styll mindsurfs sea curls:
Gaz'n from a rock lin'd shore
Perch'd beach bound 'pon ancyent burls.
A ancyent man approach'd the guest:
He appear'd tortur'd ayn wrought!
"Yea hath I seen thys soul afore
The ocean guest he thought.
"Hail Ancyent Watyrman! the ocean guest he say'd--
"Ayn answer please mine questyon.
"What happen'd that dark day?
"Proud thou wert ayn sea God lyke!
"Thus I may say I nev'r thought
"Ye ne would make that wave
The Watyrman hys eyes far off
Was long sylent fore he spoke:
"The sea is deep ayn dark ayn cold,
"It's hands doth grasp below
The Ancyent Watyrman's sere myen,
Cruel ordeals dyd evoke
"Dear Fryend! It was a heavy wave--
(The old surf sage reply'd)
"Wythyn the tube I say'd--"Push on!
"But was suck'd back deep insyde.
"Driv'n deep into the depths,
"From there was ne escape!
"I felt no payn, myne air run out
"Then acceptance of mine fate!
"Then Levyathan he dyd appear,
"Hys hulk it shook wyth dread:
"He rays'd me up, brought me back;
"Too late, yea I was dead.
"That beast he made a dreadful sound,
"Ayn sky ayn sea he smote:
"I had been down for seven days
"My body was now afloat:
"Then, in a dream, I found myself
"Wythyn the Spyryt's boat.
"In a whyrl, down plung'd the Shyp,
"Dyzzy it spun round ayn round:
"Then all was styll, quyet untyl
"I stood sudden on solyd ground
The Watyrman then paus'd ayn said
"Ye can ne'er ken what's wythyn ye.
The ocean guest then rais'd hys eyes
Ayn byd the wrayth contynue.
The Watyrman smyl'd a know'n smyle,
It was both sad ayn wyse,
Then laugh'd out loud for a long whyle
To the ocean guest's surpryse,
"Ha! ha!" quoth he--"now playn I see,
"That the spyryts were in dysguyse."
"The ground it was my own Countree
"I stood on the fyrm dry land!
"The Watyr spyryt stepp'd ashore,
"But yet could scarcely stand.
"O shryeve me, save me, Spyryt Man!
"I cry'd out in fear ayn payn--
"Say quyck,"quoth he, "You have a chance
"Wouldst thou surf agayn?
I wonder'd if thys was a tryck
They'd come to play on me,
They would hold sweet promyse out
Then leave me in agony.
But in that such uncertayn state
Not lyv'n ayn yet not dead,
Unto the seraph spyryt soul
I beg'd for surf,---I pled
We pass'd, lyke nyght, from sea to sea;
Ocean swells the spyryt rais'd;
I surf'd on clean ayn perfect waves
Ayn I was truly bless'd;
Even before the hugest surf
My lungs ayn soul unfaz'd
I had wyth me myne trusted gun!
Ayn surf was every where;
From distant seas oft came the Bryde
Ayn to I the groom was wed:
Thys unlyfe roll'd in tyme unclear
Untyl one day I say'd:
"Spyryt guide why hath my soul been
"So fortunate been chosen
"Alone amydst the wyde wyde world:
"To ryde thy waves ayn ocean?
Then sweet'r than the perfect peak,
Seem'd sweet'r far to me
The spyryt say'd in sooth
"Oh Watyrman, you hae pass'd the test.
Soon man agayn you'll be
Return'd we then to mankynd's shore
He byd me kneel pray ayn hear,
He sayd "To waves you were true born,
"Now you are true born agayn
"Ayn yon waves ye should ne fear.
"Farewell! I'll tell you Watyrman
"A wise surf secret to thee!
"He surfeth well who loveth well
"Both wave ayn wynd ayn sea.
"He surfeth best who loveth best,
"Waves both great ayn small:
"For our dear God, who loveth us,
"He made these waves for all.
Then the man, hys eyes styll bryght,
Tho' hys beard wyth age was grey,
Depart'd from the ocean-guest
On long gun he strok'd away.
He went to sea ne'er to return
But hope stoke hys story gave:
To all the groms ayn ocean guests
That yet ryde upon the waves.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
SW WIND 15 TO 20 KT...BECOMING S 20 TO 25 KT WITHGUSTS TO 30 KT IN THE AFTERNOON. WIND WAVES 4 FT...BUILDING TO 6FT. W SWELL 10 FT AT 10 SECONDS.
Checked the surf yesterday...looked pretty ragged. However, I did see some ridables coming through at a typically unsurfed spot on the central coast. It would have been a real chore getting out to them though...no channel and no letup...just relentless inner bar mayhem.
Ryme of the Ancyent Watyrman
VI.
FIRST VOICE.
"But tell me, tell true of the Watyrman,
"The solemn vow seem'd soul renewing--
"Ayn how dyd waves ryse up so huge?
"What were those sea spyryts doing?
SECOND VOICE.
"Like styll calm waters 'fore the storm,
"The Ocean holds ne wrath:
"The wave's almond eye spyn's silent
"Ayn to the Horn'd moon it is cast--
"The Watyrman kens whych way to go,
"For she guydes hym smooth ayn in trym.
"See, broth'r, see! ayn how gracyously
"She doth looketh down on hym.
FIRST VOICE.
"What magyc makes hys gun e'er true
"Defy'n the wave ayn the wynd?
SECOND VOICE.
"Wynd tis the source behynd ayn afore,
Push'n deep water steep towards shore.
"Dryve, ye wynd, dryve! more hygh, more hygh,
"For wythout the hale surf he's ill fat'd.
"For blow by ayn blow the wynd it doth flow,
"Ayn the Watyrman's trance be abat'd.
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Awake'd from my dream, I was far to sea
Thank God 'twas gentle weather:
Twas nyght, calm nyght, the moon was on hygh;
Ayn deep ocean swells march'd on together.
They marched on together cross't the deep sea,
Ayn I paddl'd along I was wyth her:
I gaz'd far away wyth stone tyr'd eyes
At sea swells that in moonlyght glytt'r'd.
Thy spyryts fell curse had dryv'n me out,
Where none other would soon pass my way:
There ne would be brothers to aid me along
Ayn ne was I a man tend to pray.
In deep sea tyme the spell she was snapt,
Ayn shorebyrds soon wheel'd o'erhead:
I look'd far-forth, but noth'n I saw
Of dear shorelyne ayn waves ly'n ahead.
Lyke one, that sole in a lonely lyneup
Doth paddle in fear ayn in dread,
Hav'n been caught one tyme too inside
He now stays far outsyde instead:
He's become weak, ayn a'fear'n the peak
That ere could close out 'pon hys head.
Then there breath'd a wynd 'pon me,
The swells behynd me jump'd quyck:
That path that they blew was ne out to sea
But blew me towards shore fog foul thyck.
The wynd rays'd my hayr, y fann'd my cheek,
Lyke a meadow-gayl sweet in the spring--
Myngl'n strangely wyth unfound'd fears,
Styll it felt lyke a welcom'n thing.
Swyftly, aye swyftly on flew the swells,
The gun it true softly knyf'd through:
Sweetly, aye sweetly, on blew the breeze--
Gains't the backs of grow'n swells it now blew.
O dreams of rapt joy! is thys indeed
A lyght-house top that I see?
Is thys thy Cape? Is thys thy Beach?
Is thys myne own sweet countrée?
Dryft'n o'er bull kelp beds e'er thyck,
Ayn true, wyth deep sobs dyd I pray--
"O my dear Lord, let me be now awake
"Or let me sleep on for always!"
Kelp lyn'd break twas smooth'r'n glass,
Across't it lynes regular peel'd!
As lyke a myrror moonlyght dyd lay,
Reflect'n twyce hollow tubes real.
Oyl'd moonlyt water was all aglow,
Ayn eeryly rys'n from same,
Full many shapes, there shadows were,
Sea Spyryts wyth torches came.
Just a byt dystant off the gun's nose
Theyr dark-red shadows dyd flare;
Ayn soon I saw that my own flesh
It glow'd red-lyke in that hell glare.
I turn'd 'way head in fear ayn in dread,
Ayn I swear by the holy rood,
That the spyryts advanc'd, ayn now
They before my board stood.
They rays'd up dead arms ryght styff,
Ayn held them all rygyd and tyght;
In each spyryt hand there sat a brand,
Of the Devyl's own hell lyquyd fyre.
Theyr hurrycane eye-balls reflect'd
The red'n'd ayn smoky torchlyght.
I deygn'd ne to pray and quyck strok'd away
I thought "ne offend as before".
Then up come a breeze hard on the bay,
Yet ne waves came they gayns't the shore.
The cobbles shon bryght, the beacon dyd too
That stood true ayn strong 'bove the rock:
With sylent moonlyght steep'd in styllness
I glyd'd toward shore lyke a hawk.
The bay it near glow'd wyth sylent moonlyght,
Tyll the wynds dyd arryve from afar
Then famylyar shapes, lyn'd shadows came,
Aye, great surf wyth whych I'd soon spar.
I spun 'round ayn gaz'd out from my board
At the glymmer'n shadows out there:
I cast my eyes then down on my deck--
O Chryst! Dyd I agayn dare?
Each set then rys'd up, bigger'n before;
I swear on Holy boards o'wood
I saw there on each, a thyn seraph-man,
Inexplycably on each set wave stood.
Thys seraph-band, was true byg wave hands:
Twas truly a heavenly syght:
As theyr boards reach'd dry land,
Each step'd onto earth in delight:
Adyeu seraph-band, ayn each wav'd a hand,
Ne encouragement they impart'd to me--
Ne help for me then; my heart it near sank,
As I spyed the great wave out at sea.
All alone dyd I hear the crash of deep stones,
Yet the power of the swell gave me cheer:
Ayn so I lyned up my trusted good board
As huge swell wyth great lyp it did rear.
Then vanysh'd all guid'n lyght from above;
Ayn the shore it was blot'd from view:
So by good God's grace, wyth me in my place,
I drop'd into the wave and I flew true.
Ne wyggl'n ne trycks ayn ne motyons I made,
I would lyve or I would dye born anew.
This Swell was the very far wynd's born chyld
Thryll'd I harness'd hys glyde and her flow:
Dear Lord in hygh Heaven! it was a deep joy
That a non-surf'n man could not know.
I rac'd down the lyne--ayn the wave it up threw:
I tuck'd deep in the polysh'd pure curl!
I hooted out loud a foul surfer oath
Ayn was trap'd in that spyn'n foam whorl.
That wave cleans'd my soul, it fayr wash'd away
Fear ayn worry of thys earth bound world.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
SW WIND 20 TO 25 KT EASING TO 15 TO 20 KT BY MID MORNING. WINDWAVES 5 FT. W SWELL 12 FT AT 10 SECONDS...SUBSIDING TO 10 FT AT 11SECONDS IN THE AFTERNOON.
Part 5 of Sam's Rime...
Ryme of the Ancyent Watyrman
V.
Swells are mighty and gentle things
Origin'd from pole to pole!
To the sea-queen all praise should be gave
For she sent sweet swells down from heaven
Celestial waves nourish'd my soul.
Clueless kooks stay'd dry on the shore
There they had forev'r remain'd,
I dreamt them glistn'n ayn cover'd with dew
Then awoke to find it had rain'd.
My ocean was wild, a wind blew unmild,
My hopes for fine surf were all sank;
Yet in my dreams I surfed on and then
In my mind's eye good Neptune I thank'd.
Water so cold I could ne feel my limbs,
I grow'd dreary grow'd weak, just almost
Then consign'd and resign'd to the ocean to sleep,
Soon to live an unlife a surf Ghost.
Then the wind roar'd! it roar'd from far off,
It did not come near; but I hear'd it
Before the wynd's power mass'd waves soon did tower
As I scratch'd out o'er peak into pit.
From wave tops ne low, spindrifts did blow,
Soon the air was engulf'd in a sheen
Dodg'n sets all about; to and fro, in and out
I danc'd and I charg'd in between.
The wind it soon roar'd ever more loud;
Blow'n froth piled up all like sedge:
Rain it pour'd down from black surly clouds
Ayn the Horned Moon it sat at it's edge.
Then the cloud tore asund'r,
Rent by echo'n thunder:
Ayn light like a waterfall flew,
Bright lightning split ayn jag'd light lit
A steep wave face lin'd up and true.
Howl'n winds keen'd ayn moan'd:
I grip'd my board and stay'd prone!
'Neath the light'n rain and the moon
Aye I'm quite proud ayn loath to admit
I could be hear'd to give a small groan.
I groan'd, but I stir'd, for the waves all uprose,
I ne spake, ne dar'd blink shut my eyes:
It seem'd very strange, p'raps even a dream
To see a wave like that one rise.
My strong arms they strok'd, the gun she mov'd on;
Yet again the stout breeze it up-blew;
watyrman wise, I checked my leg rope
(When it's this big I am wont to do)
I work'd my fore limbs like motoriz'd tools--
And wonder'd where in hell was my crew?
Then dyd I spy my good brother's son
He paddled just off my right knee:
This boy and I we strok'd eye to eye,
But he never said nought'n to me--
O how I hat'd to know his true fate
How frightful and certain t'would be!
Day-light at once dawn'd--I rest'd my arms,
Ayn I look'd all around for the boy:
Salty tears mix'd with the cruel bitt'r ocean
For no sign of him, ne surf ahoy.
Then from behind there came a sweet sound,
The faint call of my good brother's son:
Ayn soon the same sounds they came once again
From my crew, paddling out one by one.
Waves seem'd to drop near straight from the sky
I soon hear'd those surf'n skegs sing;
My good friends were all there
Their stok'd crys fill'd sea and air
With their sweet surf'r jargoning,
We played sweet music on waves,
Like sweet notes from a flute;
Then sang we an angel's song
Sweet music we play'd, the kind
That will make the talkiest tongue go mute.
The session it ceas'd: and all then went in
Save me for twas only noon,
Then a noise like an angry brook
Did rise in the month of June,
My sleeping brothers ashore alright
Their slumb'r a quiet'r tune.
Listen, O listen, thou ocean-guest!
"Watyrman! thou hast thy will:
"That which does come from stormy eye, doth make
"Both body and soul be still."
Never a sadder tale was told
To man or woman surf born:
Sadder and wiser thou ocean-guest!
They should have surf'd pass't the morn.
Never a sadder tale was heard
By a man or a woman surf born:
My fellow watyrmen had return'd to shore
And fell silent as the great wave it form'd.
The Watyrmen all 'gan put on their leg ropes,
But look'n at me they know'd:
That there was no way that they'd ever get--
To where I now sat behold.
Silently far swells they sail'd on
And no more ne breeze did breathe:
Slowly and smoothly I paddl'd forth
Duck div'n the first wave beneath.
Under my keel near nine fathom deep
From the land of the mist and snow
I felt the wave spirit: Aye it was He
That made my sleek water gun go.
My boys on shore left off with their tune
And the sea was soon still also.
My head was center'd upon the stringer
My eye was fix'd on the ocean:
Then in a minute she began stir
With a short uneasy unquiet motion--
Upwards and downwards near half her length
Undulating in uneasy violent commotion.
Then, like a rear'n horse it let go,
The wave lurch'd in a sudden bound:
I felt my blood rush't to my head,
And I swung my pintail around.
How hard I paddled I cannot say,
ayn for some time I dare to declare;
When I stood up my life it return'd,
Down I flew and my soul then discern'd
Fierce water spirits float'n on air,
"Is it he? quoth the one, "Is this the man?
"Is it him who dares ride my swell?
"With his cruel gun he's lay'd my waves low
"But now sure shall I send him to hell.
The spirit rose higher than ever before
A wave like had never been seen,
But I lov'd the wave as I lov'd the sea
And I made it across down'n'out clean
The spirits now offer'd a far softer voice
As soft as the sweet honey-dew:
Quoth they "The man he hath penance done,
"And ne penance ne more ne will do.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
IV.
You're a mystery, my ancyent Watyrman!
"And I fear your charg'n ways;
"Float'n in eerye comfort and calm
"Ryde'n 'pon massyve sea waves.
"Yea I do fear thee ayn thy watery world
"For it grasps ayn it pulls me deep down--
Fear ne, fear ne, myne ocean guest!
By my oath I shan't let thee drown.
Alone, we're alone, all all alone
All alone 'pon a sea wythout waves;
How I wish't that the Chryst'd take pity on us
And send sooth'n sea swells our way.
They many a men are boastful ayn proud
And now ever asham'd they do lye!
And ayl ever respect the sea's natural way
As it lyve's on--and thus so do I.
I sat ayn look'd 'pon the inky black Sea,
Strayn'n myne poor eyes gains't the nyght;
I look'd deep down to the watery black depths
For 'tis there that all true power lyes.
I gaz'd to yon Heavens, I try'd then to pray;
But my prayers they'd ne ever been met,
I wysh't but one thing, and one thyng dyd I wish
Oh I pray'd that that one thyng I'd get.
I then clos'd my eyelyds and kept them tyght shut,
Tyll the orbs lyke deep sea pulse dyd pound;
In my mynd's eye, angry sea and bryght sky
Weygh'd heavily a cruel load on my soul,
Then I dream't of gone ryders gone down.
Cold waters dyd dryp'd off from myne brow,
There'd ne be age'n, ne slow'n for me;
I look'd out there at, and bobbed there besyde
The waves that pass'd all thro' the sea.
A local's foul curse drags kooks deep unto Hell
All except for true spyryts most hygh:
But O! Far more horryble even than that
Is the curse of the seventh wave's eye!
Seven days, seven nyghts I sat on the sea,
And when it came not I swore that I'd dye.
Then the horn'd Moon dyd ryse hygh in the sky
She travel'd where none dare'd abyde:
Softly she pull'd and the sea it rose up
And I lay on my board and I cry'd--
Her beams they abeckon'd to the wyld ocean mayn
Her fyngers lyke a God's hand wydespread;
Before me a huge shadow lay'd,
Becalm'd water all stryp'd away
Massyve swell replaced anger wyth dread.
Down 'neath the shadow of the royl'n wave
I watch'd watery tendryls snake upward:
They mov'd in tracks of pure shyn'n whyte;
The wave then rear'd up, ayn their phosphoury lyght
Gave guydance lyke a wave search'n shepherd.
As I stood deep wyth'n the sphere of the tube
I admir'd my rubber'd attyre:
Glow'n glossy green and sleek velvet black
I coyl'd and crouch'd; ayn chose my true track
And explod'd in a flash of soul fyre.
O the stoke dyd I feel! No toungue could declare:
Prydeful pleasure near gusht from my heart,
I look'd to yon lyght ayn thank'd my good stars!
For ocean lords had took pyty on me,
For thys tuberyde was my long'st by far.
Thus my prayers they came to be answer'd;
As I burs't from the barrel agayn free'd
I sped cross't the face and let my gun trace
Tracks out the back and then back to the sea.
Monday, March 05, 2007
I espy'd a dim glymmer 'pon horyzon's edge
It seem'd ne bigger'n a lyne;
Fyrst it appear'd a dream'd of myrage
Then it soon seem'd to be nearly fly'n:
It warbl'd it grew, and it took on at last
A soul shape, a fat swell, wave syne.
A peak, a wedge, a wave, how I wysh't!
Aye styll on it near'd on it near'd;
Then it dredged down and rear'd up it's head,
Then it plung'd and it track'd and it veer'd.
Throats came unslack'd, slack lyps were crack'd
Ne could we laugh, ne could moan, ne could wail:
It throw'd wi' great might, all dumb at the sight
Turn'n quicklyke, I spun then I stroked
Cry'n out in hope, ne fail! ne fail! ne fail!
Yea! throats unslack'd, and slack lyps all crack'd
All agape they all hear'd me call:
Awooo! for sheer joy dyd they grin
Their deep breath dyd draw in
And as one they were stoked as one all.
The gun doth not track from syde to syde--
But rather it seeks the true lyne
Ne corrupt'd by wynd, ne slack'n'd by tyde
She'd stay'd steady, stay'd true and was fyne.
Now far western waves were all in a flame,
The swell it was near well nygh done!
All alone I dyd ryde 'pon that pure western wave
Aglyde'n on myne own sleek fast gun;
Then a crystalyne roof came suddenly
Betwyxt my poor self and the Sun.
Damn strayt the Sun was all fleck'd with spray
(Heaven's mother dyd send us her grace)
And as if thro' a mysty veil he peer'd
Wyth a leeryng and burnyng sunface.
Alas! (thought I, and my heart it beat loud)
How rapid she neres and she neres!
I admyr'd her veil that fylter'd the Sun
Lyke restless and pure gossamere.
Abreast these lyquid rybs, which reel
Below the sun that behynd them peers
Are the only two I call true
Thys wave and her lyght cast'n spheere.
I straighten'd my back and was off wyth a crack,
All in black and aglysten, you see
Jet-black and head bare, I surf'd with great care
O'er urchyn'd reef and shell crust'd scree
Thyck bull kelp spread purple and green.
With thyck lyp o'erhead, I strayn'd and I sped,
The back door was lock'd and before me:
The skyn of the sea's all a'shymmer,
The room I am in is lyke Death is lyke syn;
Yet I thryll'd and drove on a glad synner.
Then down below sleek Hulks came asyde
The sea gods they'd play'd me a gamble;
"The Game it is done! We have won, We have won!"
Quoth the hulks even as I dyd ramble.
Then a hale gust of wynd start'd to bend
It held up and hollowed that wave out;
Thro' in my mynd's eye from thy gaping wave's throat
I shot out wyth a whysper
Dart'n forward lyke a Spectre;
I clymb'd and I drop'd and I threw
Below the Horned Moon, I swung it about
And I goug'd that great wave ryght in two.
Gouge after gouge 'neath the Horned Moon
(Lysten! Brothers! my solemn decree)
With each slash I cut furrow
Once agayn the gun rescue'd me.
Face'd seething sets four tymes fifty
Some heavy some waves just pure fun.
All deal't a smooth drop, a swyng off the bottom
They were rydd'n down rypp'd one by one.
The wave's very souls from bottom dyd fly,--
Whether fled to sheer blyss or sheer woe;
Lyke every wave soul that has ere pass'd me by,
I suppose I wyll never true know.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
The surf finally has calmed down a bit...
Just in time to catch a filthy cold...
That has me laid up and in misery...
But I can rejoice in the knowledge...
That by the time I have healed...
The surf should once again be unsurfable.
Anyhow, here's part two of my adulteration and butchery of Coleridge's "Rime"...
Ryme of the Ancyent Waterman
II.
The glowing Sun it rose in the east,
Slow warming wet clyffs came he;
Then in angry torrent 'pon the left
Went down deep in the Sea.
Easterlyes styll raged behynd,
And ne clean peaks could follow
Every day spyte'd soul or play
Ne would answer the Watyrman's hollo!
The ocean it done many hellysh things
That would e'er work men to woe;
Aye for all beseech'd, i't fail'd them each
All that made the dream world glow.
Ne trough ne lyp, just mine own tryp,
Then thy glorious swell upryst:
Whylst all were cow'd, I dyss'd the dry crowd
That had brought hollow claim and boast.
T'ys wrong, styll is, such a swell should be myss'd
That bryngs massive peaks to our coast.
The offshores they blew, and whyte foam it flew,
Whils't chargers they follow'd most free:
We were the fyrst that ever did burst
Into that rag'd and violent Sea.
Then down drop't the breeze, and the boys all with me,
T'were as glad as they glad could be
And then we dyd take and thus sought to slake
Our thyrst for the gifts of the Sea.
But soon came a hot and copper'y sky
With a fyery sun at noon,
'Pon my back it dyd pile,
Far stronger than lady moon.
Pulse after pulse, ayn wave after wave,
We stroked, wi' ne breath wi' ne motion,
As aggro as any Aussie bloke
Upon a most bryllyant Ocean.
Waves and water every where
"Grab the boards" they cry'd;
Waves and water every where,
Yet ne not a wave to ryde.
Then how the deeps dyd rise: O Chryst!
As never thy waves could be!
Yea, soulful things dyd stand 'pon two legs
Far out 'pon the soulful Sea.
All swung about, some in reel some in rout
With Death-tubes they danc'd in fryght;
While the water, just lyke a fear'd wytch's eye,
It spun green it spun blue and spun whyte.
Some in their dreams assuredly they were
Of dark hollows promyse'd them so:
Nyne fathom steep, and faded so deep
That from the depths of dark foam we'd blow.
And then every tongue thro' utter stoke
Soon were wyther'd and quyet at roots;
We could ne speak no more than if
We had utter been choked up by hoots.
Ah hell-a-day! And what sated looks say
Had I all from the young, mid and old;
Instead of a skunk we scored on that day
And of that sweet memoryes are told.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Yet he rydeth one with three:
"Thy long grey beard and sun stained eye
"Wherefore dost thou blocketh me?
The ocean's maws are open'd wide
"I am as next of kyn;
"The crest is met, the ryde is set,--
"May'st we hear no flapping dyn.
Relaxed he holds hys board outstretched--
There was a break, quoth he--
"Nay, if thou hast a classic tale,
"Watyrman! come wyth me."
He gryps me with hys synewed hand,
Quoth he, there was a ryp--
"Nay, get thee out, grey-beard Loon!
"Fore the clean up makes thee skyp.
He holds hym with hys clouded eye--
The ocean grom turned pale
And lystens lyke a learning chyld;
As the Watyrman spun his tale.
The ocean grom sat 'pon the burl,
He cannot change the plan:
And thus spake hym on ancyent ways,
Of the grym-eyed Watyrman.
Hys rydes were cheer'd, lyneups clear'd--
Ere heavily dyd he drop
Below the ryp, atop the rap,
Besyde the Lyght-house top.
The Sun rose up out of the east,
Whence from the Sea came he:
And he shon bryght, and in the west
Sank down unto the Sea.
Hygher and Hygher every day,
Always over head by noons--
The ocean grom then beat hys breast,
For he suffered loud buffoons.
The ocean Bryd pac'd to the trough,
A precious gem is she;
Arching backs before her go
The stern-faced barrelees.
The ocean grom gayn beat hys breast
He could not chuse hys clan:
And as such accepts hys fate,
Like the squint-eyed Watyrman.
Lysten, Kooks! Storm and Wynd,
Aye Wynd and Tempests strong!
For days and weeks they'v play'd us freaks--
Lyke lubbers we string along.
Lysten, Chargers! Myst and Dryft,
Yea, it grows wond'rous cauld:
Peaks head-hygh come rypping by
Shymmering green as Emeraulds.
Thro' the dryfts the watery clyffs
Dyd send a dysmal sheen;
Ne shapes of men ne shapes we ken--
The froth was all between.
The cold was here, the cold was there,
A freeze was all around:
It seep'd and sough't, it grab'd and caugh't--
Causing heads to pound.
As promys'd dyd come a Levyathan,
Thorough the rising Fog it blew;
Whyle far beyond our Chrystian Soul,
We hail'd hym a God anew.
The Watyrman gave hym wide berth,
As out and down he flew:
Water dyd splyt in thunderous-fyt;
Yet the Gun it steer'd us through.
A stiff east wynd sprung up behynd,
The Levyathan did follow;
It every day dyd frolyc or play
And came to the Watyrman's hollo!
In myst or hail by typ or tail
It breached'd for vespers nyne,
Whils't all the nyght thro' [fog-smoke whyte]
He glymmer'd in whyte moon-shyne.
"God save thee, ancyent Watyrman!
"From vaults that vye to crush you--
"Why wail'st thou on?"--with hys try-fyn gun
He shot the hollow tube.