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First off - weather and fire update for our friends to the south.
Strong/damaging Santa Ana winds will continue through the day, turning more
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21 comments:
I'm still not stoked on removing my tribal band tat...
Oh, but now you don't look like a scary surf brah any more...
I...I couldn't make the paddle out..
I'll never forget you. But it's over.
I just ordered my winter quiver!
Is that a bar of wax in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
THEY SLASHED YOU TIRES AND THEN YOUR ARM? Oh Sooloo your so brave and strong!
Thanks Tippy Toes. (who would of ever thought I'd be scoring chicks off the OSP?)
I can't believe that hipster in skinny jeans scratched me for complimenting his mandala NM
I told you the valley is no place for you Gaz. Go back to brohampton.
"sorry babe, you know i love you. but fall is here. i'll be back around christmas or so."
"bastard. he does this every year."
'Baby, I didn't think I was that deep.'
'Just, promise me, you'll never back-door it again.'
WTF! Been surfing a long time now, 5 years, and this is the 1st time I've been bit by a shark!
Chill out valley boy. Dont you know. Surf in Oregon is cold Fickle and Shaaarkey!
"I told you I'd rather sling some meat that surf dribble"
"Oh Ding you are a man of your word.."
Ding
What do we win?
The winner gets to host the Pikeys for dinner
She said: I fixed his arm. I want to stay like this all day.
He said: She fixed my arm. The waves are 8 ft and glassy. I gota get the fuck outa here.
I would love to be with you tonight but,
the carna asada burrito i had at The Stand is doing it to me again.
"So glad you're home baby, arm ok?"
"Yeah it's fine, I lost a bet. Where's my fucking dinner?"
Troy you have my account number just put my prize money there and buy a beer for yourself for the effort. Cheers.
He: But you said size didn't matter?
She: I wasn't talking about the waves.
He: "So what's this I heard about you and Ernest T. Bass?"
She: "(Gasp)-..Darling, I...I..I was going to tell you-It was nothing and it was a long time ago."
Honey next time take your longboard !
You feel like such a dork.
gosh, just a bit of color on the side panels of my wetsuit and those guys were just so mean. it was never like this in Cali.
it's ok honey, i'm just glad they didn't hurt you. we should just go back to Malibu where people are happier.
He said, "I love your rack"
She said " it's cheap and made of plastic"
"If she bites me again, it's over."
I am honored to be considered at one of the quotees.
... and with Mitch, no doubt.
xo
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