Turn On It, Tune Out, Drop In

N WIND 15 TO 20 KT...BACKING TO NW AT 15 IN THE AFTERNOON.
WIND WAVES 2 FT.
NW SWELL 7 FT AT 11 SECONDS.

I was perusing some used boards in a shop on the coast last month when a heavy set, pasty white tourist walked in...and inquired as to the purchase of a 'surfing board'.
I exchanged glances with the shop guy who promptly sold him a sweet, sweet soft top...along with an assortment of surf condiments...ka-ching!