Wednesday, August 17, 2011

N WIND 10 TO 15 KT. WIND WAVES 3 FT. W SWELL 3 FT AT 10 SECONDS.

You fill in the blanks...
He said:
She said:
The winner may get something...
Or nothing...
Bring it.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm still not stoked on removing my tribal band tat...

Oh, but now you don't look like a scary surf brah any more...

byfalselight said...

I...I couldn't make the paddle out..


I'll never forget you. But it's over.

Gaz said...

I just ordered my winter quiver!

Is that a bar of wax in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Dave Glassner said...

You stabbed me in the arm!



You paddled out without me. I'm Wonder Woman, not your shore whore.

Anonymous said...

THEY SLASHED YOU TIRES AND THEN YOUR ARM? Oh Sooloo your so brave and strong!

Thanks Tippy Toes. (who would of ever thought I'd be scoring chicks off the OSP?)

Nasty said...

I can't believe that hipster in skinny jeans scratched me for complimenting his mandala NM

I told you the valley is no place for you Gaz. Go back to brohampton.

Anonymous said...

"sorry babe, you know i love you. but fall is here. i'll be back around christmas or so."

"bastard. he does this every year."

JRad said...

'Baby, I didn't think I was that deep.'

'Just, promise me, you'll never back-door it again.'

Captin KillGnar said...

WTF! Been surfing a long time now, 5 years, and this is the 1st time I've been bit by a shark!

Chill out valley boy. Dont you know. Surf in Oregon is cold Fickle and Shaaarkey!

Anonymous said...

"I told you I'd rather sling some meat that surf dribble"

"Oh Ding you are a man of your word.."




Ding

Gaz said...

What do we win?

Anonymous said...

The winner gets to host the Pikeys for dinner

Ray C said...

She said: I fixed his arm. I want to stay like this all day.

He said: She fixed my arm. The waves are 8 ft and glassy. I gota get the fuck outa here.

Anonymous said...

I would love to be with you tonight but,
the carna asada burrito i had at The Stand is doing it to me again.

Anonymous said...

"So glad you're home baby, arm ok?"

"Yeah it's fine, I lost a bet. Where's my fucking dinner?"



Troy you have my account number just put my prize money there and buy a beer for yourself for the effort. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

He: But you said size didn't matter?

She: I wasn't talking about the waves.

Anonymous said...

He: "So what's this I heard about you and Ernest T. Bass?"

She: "(Gasp)-..Darling, I...I..I was going to tell you-It was nothing and it was a long time ago."

Anonymous said...

Honey next time take your longboard !
You feel like such a dork.

Anonymous said...

gosh, just a bit of color on the side panels of my wetsuit and those guys were just so mean. it was never like this in Cali.

it's ok honey, i'm just glad they didn't hurt you. we should just go back to Malibu where people are happier.

Nasty said...

He said, "I love your rack"
She said " it's cheap and made of plastic"

fstopr said...

"If she bites me again, it's over."

surf: karmic voyager said...

I am honored to be considered at one of the quotees.
... and with Mitch, no doubt.
xo