Turn On It, Tune Out, Drop In

S WIND 5 TO 10 KT. WIND WAVES 2 FT. NW SWELL 3 FT AT 9 SECONDS.

Ever wonder what that brownish filth is...
That you encounter on occassion at Oregon breaks?
Well, here's the answer (and the article from inhabitat.com):

Wavespresso

Long story short...
Recent studies show that there are unusually high concentrations of coffee in the Pacific...
Especially off the coast of Oregon.
So next dawn patrol...
After pounding that venti latte...
Don't pee in your wetsuit.