Turn On It, Tune Out, Drop In

NW WIND 15 TO 20 KT...EASING TO 10 TO 15 KT. WIND WAVES 4 FT...SUBSIDING TO 2 FT. W SWELL 8 TO 10 FT AT 11 SECONDS...SUBSIDING TO 7 TO 8 FT AT 11 SECONDS IN THE AFTERNOON.

I know there are waves out there...

I can read buoy forecasts...

I can check coast cams...

I can call friends for reports...

I can sleep in my car so...

I can do a early morn calm DPs...

It's just that the universe is against me.