
SW WIND 5 TO 10 KT. WIND WAVES 1 FOOT. NW SWELL 4 FT AT 7 SECONDS. AREAS OF DENSE FOG ESPECIALLY NEAR SHORE.
I apologize for posting this image of Alex Knost's ass crack...
I really do.
But there's a reason...
If you recall I posted recently about looking for a new wetsuit...
So, I have been looking...
And trying a few on here and there...
But it's sweaty business...
And there's a big difference between getting in a wetsuit and paddling out...
And getting into a wetsuit in a dressing room only to get out again.
I tried on a Matuse recently...
And as much as I admire the premise...
Limestone, skintight, waterlocks, etc...
The lack of hood...
The struggle to get feet and hands through the openings...
The twisted farmerjohn inner suit...
And the fact that these suits really only look appropriate on someone with Alex Knost's build...
Pretty much eliminated the possibility of my owning one.
So when I walked in and looked at essentially the same Hotline wetsuit I have been in since 1999...
That's right, 1999...
I considered trying to stretch it to a full 10 years just to see...
Because, honestly, the suit is still fine...
Aside from the fact it is gray...
The zipper pull broke (not the zipper)...
And the left leg sometimes holds water...
Other than that it is still fully operational.
When I put it on...
It looked the same...
Felt the same...
Was the same...
Then I accidentally ripped off the tag getting it off...
So I bought it...
Alex Knost can have the Matuse's.